i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
It’s all fun and games until you find out the 16 year old in your favourite TV show is 28 in real life.
Saving family business.
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS
star trek into darkness press conference in berlin (x)
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
1 hour warning
seb speaking in a ’20s chicago accent is so weird
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING